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Thursday, April 2, 2015

Senate majority leader Harry Reid is finally retiring months after he suffered a series of injuries from an accident on an “exercise machine.” However, Rush Limbaugh isn’t buying it, and on his show this week he revealed his own theory for what happened to Reid.

“Harry Reid announced that he will not seek reelection. By the way, does anybody believe that Harry Reid really had an accident with his exercise machine? Does anybody really believe that’s why Harry Reid is still bruised and is still wearing dark glasses, what, months after this accident with his exercise machine?

I don’t believe for a minute that whatever happened to Harry Reid has anything to do with an exercise machine unless somebody repeatedly threw him into it. Harry Reid looks like and is acting like — and now with this announcement, behaving like — somebody who may have been beaten up. Nobody… I’ve never seen anybody have an accident with an exercise machine that ends up suffering symptoms much like Harry Reid’s for as long as Harry Reid has.”

Despite the fact that rumors have been swirling like crazy, Reid has stuck to his story that his accident occurred on an exercise machine.

“I know there are a lot of rumors as to what happened, but that’s very simple. My wife and I were in our new home. I was doing exercises that I’ve been doing for many years with those large rubber bands and, uh, one of them broke and spun me around and I crashed into these cabinets and injured my eye.

It didn’t knock me out but it sure hurt. And, uh, I was taken to the hospital, and, uhm, we came back here after a couple of days. I have some bones broken around my eye.”

What do you think about Limbaugh’s theory? Let us know your thoughts in the comments section.

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