A young man named Dave wanted to show his girlfriend Jessica how much he loved her, so he surprised her with a romantic camping trip.
The couple had a good dinner and a bottle of wine before retiring to bed for the night. However, in the middle of the night, Dave was nudged awake by Jessica, and she told him something he was never expecting.
“Dave, look up at the sky and tell me what you see,” she said.
“I see millions and millions of stars, Darling,” replied Dave.
“And what do you deduce from that?” Jessica asked. Dave thought for a minute, and then gave her his response.
“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galazies and potentially billions of planets,” he told her. “Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Jessica?”
Jessica stared at him silently for a moment. “Dave you idiot!” she exclaimed. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
H/T: American Overlook