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Friday, August 21, 2015

Burning Man is an annual music festival held in the Black Rock Desert in Nevada that has become a Mecca for liberal hippies. The theme of the festival is, “sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll,” so you can imagine what type of person it attracts.

However, this year attendees of the festival have been infected with a plague that many say symbolizes the wrath of God. According to Conservative Tribune, the event’s location has become infested with stink bugs, and organizers are not equipped to deal with the problem.

“What’s going on? We don’t know,” John Curley wrote on the Burning Man blog. “We don’t know how the little critters survive in the heat and the sun. All we know is that if you pick up some wood, you’re likely to uncover hundreds or thousands of the things.”

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“They’ve blown up inches deep against the sides of the Commissary tent,” Curley added. “They’ve covered the carpets at the Depot. They’re all over the Man Base. So it’s not a localized occurrence, it’s everywhere.”

A report said that the stink bugs that have invested the festival grounds, “also release a terrible smell and they like to poke their probiscis into people’s skin, which hurts. But they’re actually not biting or attacking. A probiscis is more like a long, hollow tongue. These are desert bugs and they look for water everywhere, including in your skin.”

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This sounds an awful lot like a plague we all read about in the bible…Perhaps God is letting these liberals know exactly what he thinks about their festival devoted to sex and drugs.

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