A reporter was interviewing an old man for the local newspaper when he noticed something that he found to be odd. It turns out the old man has a 19-year-old wife. And what he reveals about his unusual marriage? HAH!
HE WAS SHOCKED WHEN THIS OLD MAN SHOWED HIS 19 YR. OLD, WIFE. BUT WHAT HE SAID ABOUT HIS SEX LIFE IS GOLD.
An old man turned 115 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper.
During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together.
A very pretty young woman of about 19 served the old man and the reporter, keeping them in fresh tea and running errands for them.
“Are these your grandkids?” the reporter asked.
“Naw, sir, they all be my younguns,” the old man replied with a sly grin.
“Your kids?” said the reporter. “What about this beautiful young lady who keeps bringing us tea? Is she one of your children too?”
Naw, sir,” said the old man. “She’s my wife.”
“Your wife?” said the surprised reporter. “But she can’t be more than 19 years old.”
“That’s right,” said the old man with pride.
“Well, surely you can’t have a sex life with you being 115 and she being only 19,” the reporter remarked.
“Naw, sir, ” said the old man. “We have sex every night. Each night two of my boys helps me on her, and every morning six of my boys helps me off.”
“Wait just one minute,” said the newspaperman. “Why does it only take two of your boys to put you on, but it takes six of them to take you off?”
“Cause,” the spry old man said with a balled fist, “I fights ’em.”
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