The sentiment men are from Mars, women are from Venus couldn’t ring more true than it does in the following joke. Listen to the completely opposite ways two couples interpret their evening when talking it over with friends the next day. Hilarious!
SHE TOLD HER FRIEND HOW HER HUSBAND SPENT THE EVENING WITH HER. BUT THE HUSBAND’S VERSION IS HILARIOUS.
Two women chatting in office.
Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins and fell asleep in 2 mins. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale!
At the same time, their husbands were talking at work.
Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there’s no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that I didn’t have money left for a cab. We walked home which took an hour. When we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house!
What a perfect example of a major difference between men and women!
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