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Thursday, June 30, 2016

This one sure is funny — just wait until the punchline!

RICH WOMAN THOUGHT SHE HAD THE PERFECT HUSBAND. THEN THIS HAPPENED.

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello” WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” MAN: “Yes”

WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Porche dealership and saw the new 2014 models. I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?” WOMAN: “$200,000” MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing…the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000”

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it’s really a pretty good price.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”

MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”

Share this joke if you’re glad you’re not her husband!

H/T: LoveThisPic

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