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Wednesday, July 6, 2016

What’s a day without some laughter? With all the darkness in the news, treat yourself to a simple, lighthearted joke!

Man Takes His Cross-eyed Rottweiler to the Vet

He asks, “My dog’s cross-eyed… is there anything you can do for him?”
“Well,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at him.” So, he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says “I’m going to have to put him down.”
“Why? Because he’s cross-eyed?”
“No, because he’s really heavy.”

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