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Friday, August 12, 2016

This hilarious joke reveals the one detail a robber overlooked when choosing a house to rob! Enjoy it and share the fun with your friends!

Burglar Will Never Rob a House With a Parrot After What It Said to Him!

A burglar broke into a home.

He heard a soft voice say, “Jesus is watching you.” Thinking it was his imagination, he continued his search.

Again, he hears: “Jesus is watching you.”

He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage.

He asked the parrot if he was the one talking. The parrot said, “Yes.” So he asked the parrot his name, and the parrot replied, “Moses.”

The burglar asked, “What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?”

The parrot replied, “The same kind of people who would name their pit bull, Jesus.”

Oops! I’m sure he learned a lesson! Don’t forget to share this if you enjoyed it!

H/T: SunnySkyz

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