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Wednesday, August 3, 2016

We all know when you’re under the influence of alcohol, your perception of reality can become greatly skewed. That’s what happened in the joke below and it took a hilarious turn!

Drunk Man Overhears Conversation in a Graveyard, Mistakes It for God and Satan!

Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor. They decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.

One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.

As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn’t bother to pick them back up since they had enough in the bag.

A few minutes later, a drunk man on his way home from a bar passed near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying: “One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you.”

He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to a church nearby.

“Father, please come with me. Come and witness God and Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery.”

They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: “One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you.”

Suddenly, the voice stopped counting and said: “What about the two at the gate?”

No wonder he was terrified! I probably would have been, too! Share this with friends and family on Facebook!

H/T: SunnySkyz

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