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Friday, January 27, 2017

We all like to think God is watching out for us. But this man really though the Good Lord had his back.

Check out his hilarious story!

Was God Really Turning the Light On?

An elderly man visits the doctor for a checkup. “Mr. Smith, you’re in great shape,” says the doctor afterward. “How do you do it?”

“Well,” says Mr. Smith, “I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, and the good Lord looks out for me. For weeks now, every time I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, he turns the light on for me.”

Concerned, the doctor finds Mrs. Smith in the waiting room and tells her what her husband said.

“I don’t think that’s anything to worry about,” she says. “And on the bright side, it does explain who’s been peeing in the fridge.”

As they say, the Lord works in mysterious ways!

If you like this story, you may also like “But Jesus Had Long Hair!

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H/T: Reader’s Digest

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