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Monday, January 23, 2017

They say our politics is too divisive. But the Pope, on a trip to America, recently saw George Bush and Dick Cheney helping out a political rival. Check out the story below:

When the Pope Saw John Kerry Being Eaten by a Shark

One day, the pope was in from Italy and after a rough week of meeting archbishops and other religious figures, he decided to go see the Galveston shore in Texas.

When he arrives in his pope mobile, he sees a man struggling for his life against a shark.

Upon a closer look he notices that it is John Kerry.

Horrified, he starts to call for help when a speedboat pulls up along side Mr. Kerry, with George W. Bush and Dick Cheney on board.

Dick Cheney leans over and pulls him out.

Then George W. Bush and Dick Cheney begin to beat the shark to death with baseball bats.

The two men notice the Pope and land the boat on the beach.

The pope says to the men, “I know that there has been a lot of attention and a lot of strife in this election, but I can see that you two men respect each other and would help each other in their house of need. You have my blessings.”

The pope packs off and drives out of site.

Bush asks, “Who was that?”

“That was the pope Mr. President, he is all knowing and in touch with God. Leader of the Catholic Church,” says Cheney.

Bush says, “Well that’s all neat and fine, but he doesn’t know anything about shark fishing. Hows the bait holding up?”

That’s too funny!

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