Trespassers are always a nuisance. Especially skinny-dippers. They don’t want to reveal themselves to strangers, so they often beg to wait to leave. Well, one man didn’t want to wait for a bunch of skinny-dippers to get out of his pond so he employed some quick thinking and the result was hilarious!
How To Clear Your Pond of Trespassers
An elderly farmer in Florida had a large pond down by his fruit orchard. One evening he decided to go down to the pond and took a five gallon bucket to pick some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard female voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in the pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, ‘We’re not coming out until you leave!’
The old man thought for a second and said, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim or to make you get out of the pond naked.’
Holding the bucket up he said, ‘I’m here to feed the alligator!’
That’s one way of doing it! I suppose you could always call the police. But then again, that wouldn’t be as much fun!
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