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Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Could you get through an interview with a man who lacks ears? These three gentlemen try.

He Has No Ears

A guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, “What’s the first thing you notice about me?”

The guy responds, “Why, you don’t have any ears.”

Interviewer: “Get out! Send in the next guy.”

Second guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, “What’s the first thing you notice about me?”

The guy responds, “Why, you don’t have any ears.”

Interviewer: “Get out! Send in the next guy.”

This guy on the way out says to the third guy “What ever you do, don’t say anything about his not having any ears – He’ll kick you right out.”

Third guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, “What’s the first thing you notice about me?”

The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, “Why, you wear contact lenses don’t you.”

The interviewer says, “That’s impressive that you’re so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?”

Third guy “Because you don’t have any damn ears to hang glasses on.”

Oh no! I bet he didn’t get the job!

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H/T: TheJokeYard.com

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