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Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Pedants can be annoying. Especially when they are schoolmarms. One teacher had a troublemaker on her hands who took her lesson too literally. Read on:

How To Say “Definitely”

Nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word ‘Definitely’ in a sentence?”

First a little girl says “The sky is definitely blue” Teacher says, “Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange…”

Second little boy…”Trees are definitely green” “Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown.”

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:

“Does a fart have lumps?”

The teacher looks horrified and says…”Johnny! Of course not!!!”

“OK…then I DEFINITELY pooped my pants…”

Oh no! Guess his mother is going to get an interesting phone call!

Share if this “definitely” made you laugh!

H/T: TheJokeYard.com

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