Everyone expects lawyers to end up in Hell. But one damned man didn’t expect to find this with a lawyer in perdition!
The Lawyer in Hell
A man died and went to hell.
As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw his former attorney snuggling with a beautiful woman.
“That’s not fair!” he cried,
“I have to roast for all eternity and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman!”
The devil barked,
“Shut up! Who are you to question that woman’s punishment?”
That’s some punishment!
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