Michelle Obama is using her role as First Lady to take on childhood obesity, and effectively tell people what they can and cannot feed their children. She has specifically targeted school lunches with a laundry list of restrictions to make them “healthier.”
Unfortunately for her, Michelle’s school lunch initiatives have turned into an epic fail, with everyone from students to parents to school districts slamming the lunches as grotesque and inedible. Even school lunch ladies have signed a petition garnering over 25,000 signatures to lift Michelle’s restrictions on school lunches.
You would think these criticisms might affect Michelle’s confidence, but the first lady hasn’t been swayed one bit. Instead, she’s positive that she can brainwash America’s children into falling in love with her school lunches.
“I’m confident that the school lunch changes will eventually be embraced by kids,” Michelle recently said, according to Conservative Tribune.
“Because we’re really thinking about the kids who are kindergartners today,” she added. “If all they know are whole grains and vegetables, by the time they’re graduating from high school, this will be their norm. They won’t know anything different.”
They won’t know any different only because they’ve been brainwashed by Michelle’s ridiculous rules and regulations. These kids will have grown up in a world where their first lady, rather than their parents, tells them what they can and cannot eat.
“We’re looking at that kid going through high school and then entering college with a whole new set of habits and taste buds,” Michelle continued. “These kids will be acclimated to different tastes, and then they’ll go into college with that set of information and those skills and those norms. And hopefully they’ll become the voices of their generation for how to eat and live and build a quality life.”
It looks to us like Michelle just opened up about her longterm plan to indoctrinate America’s youth. Hopefully, by the time her husband leaves the White House in two years, there will still be enough time to reverse the damage Michelle Obama has done.