Wednesday, July 22, 2015

After a woman wrote a letter to her husband confessing to sleeping with his brother, she never expected to get this response…

Dear Husband,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called me to tell me you quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn’t notice I had gottten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home, ate in two minutes and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don’t tell me you love me anymore, don’t touch me or anything. You’re either cheating, or you don’t love me anymore, whatever the case, I’m gone.

P.S. If you’re trying to find me, don’t! Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together!

Have a great life! > Your EX-Wife


Dear Ex-Wife,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you have been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your contant nagging. Too bad that doesn’t work. I did notice when you cut off all your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was “You look just like a man!” My mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say anything nice.

When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $50 from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.

After all of this, I still loved you and I felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.

But when I got home, you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter you wrote you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that’s not a problem.

Signed, Rich As Hell And Free!

Cheaters never win! She screwed herself by screwing around!

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