Tuesday, December 22, 2015

A disturbing new report is making the rounds of the internet…

Three Percent Nation reported:

A jet plane, feared to be Air Force One, has crashed at a farm in Rural Kentucky. 

The local Sheriff’s department mustered every last deputy and resource as it converged on the crash site. By the time they arrived at the scene, only the burning skeleton of the hull was visible.

The sheriff and his deputies immediately began searching for survivors and dead bodies but found nothing. Just then, a deputy noticed a farmer plowing the next field over who seemed oblivious to the crashed airplane.

Rushing over to talk to the farmer the sheriff yelled, “Hank, what happened here? Did you see this jet crash?” “Yeah, I saw it sheriff,” the farmer said calmly.

“Well do you know that this is Air Force One, President Obama’s plane,” the sheriff questioned.

“Yep”, the farmer replied.

“Were there any survivors” the sheriff inquired.

“No sir, theys all dead as doornail,” Hank answered. “I buried them all this morning myself.”

“President Obama is dead?” asked the sheriff.

“Well” Hank mumbled starting up his tractor, “He kept a-sayin he wasn’t, but you know how bad that sumbitch lies.”

DISCLAIMER: Don’t get your panties in a wad, folks! This is only a joke. Don’t take like too seriously because no one gets out alive.


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