It’s a fact of life that sometimes people need time away from each other. One wife made sure her husband didn’t “see” her for a few days. See how:
An Offer He Came To Regret
A married man left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it.
After a few of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer.
“How would you like it if you didn’t see me for a couple of days?”
The husband couldn’t believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled, and said, “That would suit me just fine!!”
Monday went by, and the man didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn’t see her.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
Wow. I bet he’s regretting that wish!
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