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Monday, February 12, 2018

Everyone loves a good joke, especially when it’s one that they’ve never heard before.

Almost all of us know at least one hilarious joke that we like to tell for a guaranteed laugh and blonde jokes are some of the funniest out there. Here’s one that will have you laughing all day.

Find out what happens when a blonde repeatedly opens her mailbox.

A Blonde Opens Her Mailbox!

A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house.

She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut.

She stomped her foot and went back inside. The man thought ”how weird.”

A few minutes passed and sure enough, the blonde came out of her house again, checked her mail box, stamped her foot and went back inside.

The man stopped mowing and checked her mailbox to see what was so wrong with it.

After seeing nothing, he went back to mowing just shrugging his shoulders.

As soon as he heard her coming out again, he shut off his mowing machine and went up to her.

”What in the world are you doing, coming out here every five minutes?”

The blonde looked up at the man and said, ”Well, you see, there’s this little voice in my house that keeps on saying, ‘You’ve got mail,’ but when I come out here to check, I don’t have any.”

Oh man! That blonde really was not very smart. She should know the difference between email and regular mail!

If you enjoyed this joke, check out the hilarious one below.

A Blonde And Her Thermos!

A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it’s for.

He responds, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”

The blonde immediately buys one for herself.

The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.

Her coworker asks, “What do you have in it?”

She replies, “Soup and ice cream.”

If you loved these jokes as much as we did, make sure to share them with all your friends and family! 

Source: Comedy Central

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